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Show someone you care!

It's so easy even yer six-year-old cousin could do it. Just follow the instructions.

After you have completed the card, you will be shown a preview. If you do not like your card, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive e-mail letting them know where to find the card.

Yer pals at The Meat Joy loathe spam. Yes we do. These cards are stored in a non-indexed directory, so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers. You won't end up on any junk list, we swear.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
You can see the bigger version that will be sent by clicking on the picture. Just use your browser's BACK button to get back to this page.

SISters & brothersss! the time is UPON us... a time of great SHAKING & twisting & POUNDING, ah say POUNDING, in our heads! let she who is without rhythm & fire step forward, & be BLESSED in the light! shine it on! shine on! the light of rock & ROLL rejects NO ONE!

i know it won't always be summer. i don't care. it's summer now & in honor of the occasion i like to stretch the muscles that make me a good guest even during the week. your ability to walk around makes you a charming companion. we're perfectly suited, let's elope. you think it would be nice to take in a show. i don't disagree. i'm well aware that oranges don't dream of fruitbowls, it's what makes them different from us.

you never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.

from me to you, baby.

Baby sister, I was born game and I intend to go out that way.

i laughed & laughed & laughed the first time i fell in love. it felt like i was making up for a lifetime of crappy sitcom moments, testimonies to punctured spirits & half-hearted attempts to go over the wall. if all this rubble was put together it woulda made a new bible, like a holiday in florida. at night i contemplate this over coffee, asprin, peaches, & sometimes whiskey. we're no great shakes. but if you print this out & burn it, & keep the ashes in a locket by yer heart, i guarantee that i will always love you. not in a whitney houston kinda way. in a dolly parton kinda way.

The Man don't represent me and sure the hell don't respect me

NO! disco is not dead! (it's just in the bathroom gleaning coke off the floor with a spit-wet finger & jive-talkin' with its reflection in the mirror.)

as dr. allen walked to the window in the living room & saw children of all ages in the playground nearby, he commented on why they all need meat.

everybody needs meat.

(by the way, you knew that half the meat joy are vegasquarians, didn't you? of course you did.)

the meat joy loves you yes you!

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION

Yer Name:
Yer E-mail Addy:
Yer Pal's Name:
Yer Pal's E-mail Addy:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
We won't check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors. Well, duh.

Text Color

Background

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE

Card Title

Your Message (Pour yer heart out, make a declaration, say hello)

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
For example:

  • The Reverend Kelly
  • With Fond Regrets
  • (your name here) loves you yes you!

STEP #6: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER

You are now ready to preview your card, and I bet it's beautiful! Just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND CARD button on the preview screen.

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